Here's Staring At You, Kid

I've been told it's a good idea to look people in the eyes when speaking to them. Surprisingly, though, it's not a good idea to do so when not speaking to them, and when they're a stranger on the elevator. They call that creepy. Go figure.

Chaim

My friend Chaim "He's From Ohio" Schramm took issue with my inclusion of a link to Eliyahu's blog in my last post. I agree, Chaim. That was a severe oversight, and I am deeply sorry. I should be branded a miserable failure. In fact, this omission has me wracked with guilt, guilt that can only be purged through dreadful punishment. So, without futher ado, I present Chaim's accounts of his sad, pathetic life.