Illiterate?

You know, I've found that my tendency to mix up the word NARCOLEPSY with the word NECROPHILIA has led to some awkward situations. Rather awkward.

Munchkins

One day, when I am president of the world, I will remember all the "little people" who reminded me when I wasn't wearing pants. Thank you, midgets and dwarves.

Happy Birthday

Ok, I'm keeping this exceedingly brief since I'm in a rush, but I felt obliged to share a new song I wrote for my birthday. That's right - I am now 22, the legal age for hunting rabbits and certain Belgians. (It's a little known fact. If you don't believe me, go look it up.) I recorded and uploaded the song, and you can listen to it over and over again!

Happy Birthday to me!