Motorcycles

You know how people always say "If my grandmother had wheels, she'd be a wagon?" (Trust me, it's a saying. There are other variations on it, but...yeah , I know. You don't care.)

Well, um, WHAT THE #$&% DOES THAT MEAN? If my grandmother had wheels (which she does not), she would not be a wagon. Maybe one of those once-trendy Razor scooters or something, but most definitely not a wagon.

Whoever came up with that saying should be shot.

Repeatedly.