Waiting for Godot

Another page from the "Conversations with Roommate" file:

ME: Did you ever read "Waiting for Godot?"

ELIE: Yeah.

ME: What did you think of it?

ELIE: "Waiting for Godot"...hmmmm...makes me want to shoot myself.

ME: So you didn't like it, then.

ELIE: (Completely seriously) No, it was great.

I'm speechless.