You know what's worse than a fatal automobile collision?
A fatal automobile collision with a clown car.
I can see the headline now:
TWO-CAR PILEUP LEAVES 53 DEAD; CIRCUS MOURNSBut the thing is, despite the tragedy, it's kinda funny, 'cause, well, they're clowns.
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Guess who's coming to Cornell tomorrow?
Please tell me you're there. Pleeeeaaaassse.
Also, call me because I do not have your number.
I think my setup for the joke was better: "Ilan Cohen set a new personal record for road safety today by only hitting one car while driving home from college. Unfortunately, the accident killed 50 clowns."
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