Chimmmmba!

That's it. I've decided to write the story of Chimba. It's about a lovable yet misunderstood fake mute midget from Ancient Greece who oversleeps a few thousand years. Possible sub-plots include world domination, the extinction of the human race, and cheese, while mimes and other street weirdos will be sprinkled in for good measure. I will then cook it on HIGH for 30 minutes (25 minutes at higher altitudes), and let cool, while basting with, I don't know, maybe some irrelevant supporting characters. Either that or dogs. Big ones, with sharp teeth. The first installment will appear in some finite number of days.